Good News: South Carolina to Allow Faith-Based License Plates…
Tired of settling for a mere Jesus-fish on the back of his car to advertise his self-righteousness, Lieutenant Governor R. Andre Bauer of South Carolina has picked up where Florida left off: Mr. Bauer wants SC to issue custom license plates with a Christian cross and the words “I Believe” on them.
In response, we sent Mr. Bauer the following email, and eagerly await his reply:
I’m delighted to see you’ve approved a license plate design with Christian iconography and the term “I believe”.
In the spirit of customized, faith-based license plates, I too would like to request a specialized design. My design features an inverted cross, with a pentagram at its base. The pentagram should be flaming spectacularly. In the section where the Christian plate reads “I believe” I’ll request you add “Sin is the Answer”. Space permitting, I’d also like to see the numbers “666” inscribed towards the right-hand side, vertically. These too should be flaming, for added effect, with the numbers themselves in a blood red. Can the blood possibly drip from the numbers, or would that involve additional costs?
I understand the fee for such a custom, faith-based plate is $4,000. Please advise to whom the check shall be made out, and also the turn-around time to delivery – as I’m sure you can imagine, I’m quite anxious to display my new plates!
Thanks again for showing your leadership in approving faith-based license plates in South Carolina – I too agree the “separation of church and state” nuts should quit their complaining and, as I’m sure you, as a good American, will agree, my right to express my faith stands on equal footing with yours.
Lucifer “Hot Plates!” Beelzebub”
Our version of the “religio-plate”…